Episodes 5 & 6: Goodbye Sansa, Hello Moon Door!

I was in such shock after our fair LOW lost two members of her team in one episode that it has taken me longer than usual to recover.  Not to mention that... 

1. Lysa killed Jon Arryn! (WTF?!)
2. Lysa is bat-sh*t crazy!
3. Lysa is a screamer (per ew.com, I hear she likes it up the Moon Door)!
4. Lysa and Littlefinger (awww... L&L) got married at a wedding where nobody died.
5. Sansa is going to have to marry that creepy little nipple sucker.
6. Margaery is going to marry that creepy prepubescent Lannister.
7. Stannis has some gold thanks to Davos and the Iron Bank of Braavos.  This isn't your Clinton-era economy - you actually have to prove you can pay it all back.
8. Dany has some more ships thanks to new Fabio.
9. Yara is scared of dogs.
10. Theon is scared of baths.
11. Shae sold out Tyrion faster than that "silly rabbit" sold out her bigot boss.
12. Brann pulled a Jedi mind trick on Hodor (which took approximately one hot second) so that Hodor could take care of the LOW's first casualty.
13. Tyrion is heartbroken.
14. Tyrion is bad ass.
15. Tyrion gets another trial by combat.  

It comes as no shock that the LOS resumed her rightful position in first place.  Here's where the rest of the death pool stands after episodes 5 & 6:

Lady of Sparklefell (LOS)

Tyrion Lannister

Arya Stark

Bronn (Tyrion's knight)

Davos Seaworth

Margaery Tyrell

Lysa Tully

Podrick Payne

Talisa Maegyr (RIP season 3, episode 9)

Jon Umber

Loras Tyrell

Gendry

Mance Rayder

Gilly - baby mama

Brynden Tully - Edmuer's dad

Edmuer Tully - married during Red Wedding

Olenna Tyrell - gma

Grand Maester Pycelle - old dude with a spring in his step

Lord of Anxietyhall (LOA)

Catelyn Stark (RIP season 3, episode 9)

Sandor Clegane ("The Hound")

Brienne of Tarth

Melisandre the Sorceress (mother of the demon vag baby)

Shae

Dagmer Greyjoy (first mate)

Hodor

Osha

Qyburn

Maester Aemon

Jagen H'Ghar

Ros, that slut (RIP season 3, episode 6)

Grenn - Nights' Watchman

Meera Reed - Love Actually kid's sister

Walder Frey - evil bastard

Roose Bolton - stabbed Rob

Grey worm

Lord of Wolverine Landing (LOWL)

Jaime Lannister

Peter Baelish ("Littlefinger")

Jorah Mormont

Jon Snow

Rob Stark (RIP season 3, episode 9)

Bran Stark

Joffrey Baratheon

Jeor Mormont (RIP season 3, episode 4)

Yara Greyjoy

Lancel Lannister

Grefor Clegane ("Mountain")

Dany's knight (name TBD)

Dolorous Edd Tollett - Nights' Watchman

Jojen Reed - Love Actually kid

Thoros of Myr - Red Priest with Melisandre

Meryn Trant - King's Guard

Missandei - wicked hair with Dany

Lady of Whimsy (LOW)

Cersei Lannister

Daenerys Targaryen, hereafter referred to as Dany

Tywin Lannister

Sansa Stark

Theon Greyjoy

Varys

Samwell Tarly

Stannis Baratheon (father of the demon vag baby)

Ygritte

Balon Greyjoy

Rickon Stark

Ramsay Snow

Tormund Giantsbane - giant ginger wildling leader

Rast - Nights' Watchman (RIP season 4, episode 6)

Locke (RIP season 4, episode 6)

Sir Barriston - old dude with Dany

Daario Naharis - Fabio