Christmas Came Early (and so did Tommen)

Clearly winter is here.  Last season was all about the fire but this season is bringing more ice than an episode of Breaking Bad.  Episode 4 showed us the cold climate north of the wall and even colder hearts in King's Landing.  I'm getting a bit nipply, I mean nippy, just thinking about it so let's see what was revealed this week so we can blow this popsicle stand.

• Grey Worm is Meereen's version of Santa Claus.  He comes through the sewers with sacs of swords to wish everyone a Happy Slaughterday!  Dany now has enough collars and shackles to produce her own version of 50 Shades of Grey (Worm).  She may be too busy though... it's going to take quite a long time to introduce herself now that she is also Queen of Meereen (The First of Her Name, Daenerys Targaryen Stormborn, Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons... blah blah blah).
• Jaime visits Tyrion who proposes a new nickname - The Kingslayer Brothers!  I hope they get matching bracelets!!  Jaime also visits Cersei who is not very excited to see him since that whole "he raped me under our dead son's casket" debacle.  
• Brienne and Pod head out on a mission to return Sansa to her Aunt Lysa.  We know this is a futile adventure because Littlefinger has that on lock down.  He's on his way to his betrothed with Sansa right now!  I'm looking forward to a swell family reunion when Arya arrives with The Hound.  Just the though of Arya addressing Aunt Lysa and Uncle Littlefinger is so heartwarming!  Now that Littlefinger is in cahoots with the Tyrell's there's enough motive and money for a royal sh*tshow.  Speaking of the Tyrell's...

• Margaery is becoming more manipulative and Granny would be so proud! Informal poll - can one be a cougar at the age of 16? Tommen doesn't even know what's coming but I wish could... that's what she said.  There should really be a PSA geared towards young boys who are asked to keep "our little secret".

• If you suspected that it was Lady Olenna that spiked Joffrey's juice box, you are correct!!  But how?  A quick adjustment of Sansa's necklace was just what she needed to grab the poison-filled stone.  Consequences Lady Olenna.  There will be consequences.  Side note - was anyone else super creeped out by her convo with Margaery regarding her expertise and skills in "persuasion"?  There are some images you just can't unsee.
• Jon Jon can speak.  In full sentences.  With feeling.
• This Locke situation is making me nervous.  He was sent by Roose Bolton to kill Brann and is now in close quarters with Jon Jon.  At a minimum, someone is losing an appendage.
• Bran and the gang are f'd... I just hope it's less brutal than it was with Craster's daughter wives.  Hopefully Bran can pull another Jedi mind trick and send Ghost to the rescue.
• The White Walkers have a sacrificial alter that's not too big, not too small, but just right.  

For now, the rankings in the death pool remain unchanged, but we all know all it takes is a broken promise or a simple miscommunication for someone to gain a new title.  Lady Olenna, RIP.