Do you wanna build a snow man?

NOOOOOO!!!!!  Just when I made my way back to the top, they pull me back down.  I'm still reeling from my drop in the rankings.  Who would've thought that such a relatively insignificant character from Season 1 would wreak such havoc on the Season 4 death pool?  There's so much power in one little finger!

Episode 7 has set up some great quandries for the end of the season.  

Who will win - The Mountain or Oberyn?  My bets are on Oberyn.  Everyone knows enormous shoulders are no match for someone who has a chip on one of theirs.  

Will Tyrion be exonerated or eviscerated?  

Will Arya ever see her family again?  

Has Jon Jon maxed out his word limit for the season faster than a Kardashian can max out her character limit on Twitter?

How many more cameos will we get from Hot Pie?

Will we get a full frontal of Fabio or have to settle for just a shot of his Moon Door?

And why are there so many similarities between our favorite HBO series and America's favorite Disney flick?  

What consequences will Littlefinger face for tossing his wife out the Moon Door, so shortly after he tossed her around the royal keep?  What will happen to the little nipple sucker and will we really have to cringe our way through another uber creepy wedding?  Will Littlefinger ever complete his Sansa-inspired hair doll or will he settle for wearing her skin as a cloak?

Will Jaime still be sent to Casterly Rock?



Will Brienne ever fulfill her promise to Catelyn?  Even more intriguing, will she ever learn to respect Podrick's real skill set?




Will Dany always be such a frozen b*tch.  She should really let it go (...let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!...). And when is she going to burn those mothers to the ground?

 

Hopefully all is revealed in Episdoes 8-10.  I'm even more hopeful that there's another death or two... as long as they aren't on my team.

The rankings:

Lord of Anxietyhall (LOA)

Catelyn Stark (RIP season 3, episode 9)

Sandor Clegane ("The Hound")

Brienne of Tarth

Melisandre the Sorceress (mother of the demon vag baby)

Shae

Dagmer Greyjoy (first mate)

Hodor

Osha

Qyburn

Maester Aemon

Jagen H'Ghar

Ros, that slut (RIP season 3, episode 6)

Grenn - Nights' Watchman

Meera Reed - Love Actually kid's sister

Walder Frey - evil bastard

Roose Bolton - stabbed Rob

Grey worm

Lord of Wolverine Landing (LOWL)

Jaime Lannister

Peter Baelish ("Littlefinger")

Jorah Mormont

Jon Snow

Rob Stark (RIP season 3, episode 9)

Bran Stark

Joffrey Baratheon

Jeor Mormont (RIP season 3, episode 4)

Yara Greyjoy

Lancel Lannister

Grefor Clegane ("Mountain")

Dany's knight (name TBD)

Dolorous Edd Tollett - Nights' Watchman

Jojen Reed - Love Actually kid

Thoros of Myr - Red Priest with Melisandre

Meryn Trant - King's Guard

Missandei - wicked hair with Dany

Lady of Whimsy (LOW)

Cersei Lannister

Daenerys Targaryen, hereafter referred to as Dany

Tywin Lannister

Sansa Stark

Theon Greyjoy

Varys

Samwell Tarly

Stannis Baratheon (father of the demon vag baby)

Ygritte

Balon Greyjoy

Rickon Stark

Ramsay Snow

Tormund Giantsbane - giant ginger wildling leader

Rast - Nights' Watchman (RIP season 4, episode 6)

Locke (RIP season 4, episode 6)

Sir Barriston - old dude with Dany

Daario Naharis - Fabio

Lady of Sparklefell (LOS)

Tyrion Lannister

Arya Stark

Bronn (Tyrion's knight)

Davos Seaworth

Margaery Tyrell

Lysa Tully (RIP season 4, episode 7)

Podrick Payne

Talisa Maegyr (RIP season 3, episode 9)

Jon Umber

Loras Tyrell

Gendry

Mance Rayder

Gilly - baby mama

Brynden Tully - Edmuer's dad

Edmuer Tully - married during Red Wedding

Olenna Tyrell - gma

Grand Maester Pycelle - old dude with a spring in his step