Sunday, June 15, 2014

That was so freaking awesome!



A whole episode just at the wall?  Jon Jon as a leader and potential battle hero?  I have to admit my expectation bar was set at mediocre.  Other than realizing I can be wrong, I also learned the following:

A giant troll riding a woolly mammoth can be believable and looks so freaking awesome!!

Jon Jon is so bad*ss, looks super hot when the wind blows through his curly locks (digression - how does he get hair product delivered to Castle Black?), and is so freaking awesome!!

Dropping a scythe is effective and so freaking awesome!!

Whenever you slow down the camera shot as a person is dying in someone else's arms, it makes the scene so much more heartbreaking and freaking awesome!!

Ghost has an odd appetite and is so freaking awesome!!

Janos Slynt is a pussy and I no longer like owls.

For the death pool, this week was a mass casualty situation and it took awhile to sort through the carnage.  Oddly enough, Alliser Thorne was never drafted so none of the Ls & Ls are waiting on edge to see if he's survived his little scrapes and bruises.  Here's where we stand:

1.  The LOS has regained her rightful position, for now.  There are several team members on the chopping block this week (Tyrion, Arya, Mance) so cautious optimism is warranted.
2.  The LOWL is in the first losers position but it's not looking good for the season ender... he's leading with 4 casualties.
3.  The LOW suffered a big loss with Ygritte but the rest of her team is likely safe for this week.
4.  The LOA lost a Night's Watchman and The Hound isn't in a super supportive environment right now so it could get worse before it gets better.  Think about all of the impending doom - it's good for your anxiety.

Lady of Sparklefell (LOS)
Tyrion Lannister
Arya Stark
Bronn (Tyrion's knight)
Davos Seaworth
Margaery Tyrell
Lysa Tully (RIP season 4, episode 7)
Podrick Payne
Talisa Maegyr (RIP season 3, episode 9)
Jon Umber
Loras Tyrell
Gendry
Mance Rayder
Gilly - baby mama
Brynden Tully - Edmuer's dad
Edmuer Tully - married during Red Wedding
Olenna Tyrell - gma
Grand Maester Pycelle - old dude with a spring in his step  

Lord of Wolverine Landing (LOWL)
Jaime Lannister
Peter Baelish ("Littlefinger")
Jorah Mormont
Jon Snow
Rob Stark (RIP season 3, episode 9)
Bran Stark
Joffrey Baratheon (RIP season 4, episode 2)
Jeor Mormont (RIP season 3, episode 4)
Yara Greyjoy
Lancel Lannister
Gregor Clegane - The "Mountain" (RIP season 4, episode 8)
Dany's knight (name TBD)
Dolorous Edd Tollett - Nights' Watchman
Jojen Reed - Love Actually kid
Thoros of Myr - Red Priest with Melisandre
Meryn Trant - King's Guard
Missandei - wicked hair with Dany

Lady of Whimsy (LOW)
Cersei Lannister
Daenerys Targaryen, hereafter referred to as Dany
Tywin Lannister
Sansa Stark
Theon Greyjoy
Varys
Samwell Tarly
Stannis Baratheon (father of the demon vag baby)
Ygritte (RIP season 4, episode 9)
Balon Greyjoy
Rickon Stark
Ramsay Snow
Tormund Giantsbane - giant ginger wildling leader
Rast - Nights' Watchman (RIP season 4, episode 6)
Locke (RIP season 4, episode 6)
Sir Barriston - old dude with Dany
Daario Naharis - Fabio

Lord of Anxietyhall (LOA)
Catelyn Stark (RIP season 3, episode 9)
Sandor Clegane ("The Hound")
Brienne of Tarth
Melisandre the Sorceress (mother of the demon vag baby)
Shae
Dagmer Greyjoy (first mate)
Hodor
Osha
Qyburn
Maester Aemon
Jagen H'Ghar
Ros, that slut (RIP season 3, episode 6)
Grenn - Nights' Watchman (RIP season 4, episode 9)
Meera Reed - Love Actually kid's sister
Walder Frey - evil bastard
Roose Bolton - stabbed Rob
Grey worm

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