Week 10 Predictions: Winter is here.

Well, after last week's dramatic conclusion I'm not sure what to think!  I have a few theories, but my predictions for weeks 1-9 haven't quite panned out so what the hell... let's go rogue:

Joffrey will go to therapy, realize his mistakes, and become the man of every lady's dreams.
All of the gingers will be killed in a ginger apocalypse.
Hodor will present an eloquent monologue.
Rob Stark (King of the North!, RIP) will return as a White Walker and launch the ginger apocalypse.
Tyrion will complete the 12 steps and commit his life to educating others on the benefits of sobriety.
Theon will stop being a douche and his weiner will regrow like a worm that's been cut in half.
Brann will have normal dreams.
Jon Snow will shave his head and will know something.
Cersei will feed the poor, bath the sick, and stop f'ing her brother.
Arya will grow out her hair, start wearing a dress, and beg Sansa to help with combing her Barbie's hair... shortly thereafter Sansa will be killed in the ginger apocalypse.
Podrick will have to start paying at the brothel while Stannis gets his action for free.
Melisandre will buy some candle snuffers and will use them before being killed in the ginger apocalypse.
Ygritte will join PETA and will then die in the ginger apocalypse.
Brienne will finally off the King Slayer and stop being such a sucker.
Loras will like girls.
The Hound will worship the Lord of Light.
Samwell will stop being a pussy and Ginny will know the meaning of words.
Greyworm will change his name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

Davos will read the entire GoT series.
Margaery will bitch slap Cersei and say, "If I were your sister, I wouldn't have done that."
Dany will keep her clothes on.
I will remember who Gendry is.