Your bracket is busted. It's April and it's still snowing. It's baseball season. Again. Already. Despite the infinite list of first world problems one must overcome, all will be well again for one short hour this evening when Hodor and the gang return for what's sure to be a gloriously dark and devious season.
As a quick recap, here's where death pool teams stood at the end of last season:
Lady of Whimsy (LOW)
- Cersei Lannister
- Daenerys Targaryen, hereafter referred to as Dany
- Tywin Lannister
- Sansa Stark
- Theon Greyjoy
- Varys
- Samwell Tarly
- Stannis Baratheon (father of the demon vag baby)
- Ygritte
- Balon Greyjoy
- Rickon Stark
- Ramsay Snow
- Tyrion Lannister
- Arya Stark
- Bronn (Tyrion's knight)
- Davos Seaworth
- Margaery Tyrell
- Lysa Tully
- Podrick Payne
Talisa Maegyr- Jon Umber
- Loras Tyrell
- Gendry
- Mance Rayder
- Jaime Lannister
- Peter Baelish ("Littlefinger")
- Jorah Mormont
- Jon Snow
Rob Stark- Bran Stark
- Joffrey Baratheon
Jeor Mormont- Yara Greyjoy
- Lancel Lannister
- Grefor Clegane ("Mountain")
- Dany's knight (name TBD)
Catelyn Stark- Sandor Clegane ("The Hound")
- Brienne of Tarth
- Melisandre the Sorceress (mother of the demon vag baby)
- Shae
- Dagmer Greyjoy (first mate)
- Hodor
- Osha
- Qyburn
- Maester Aemon
- Jagen H'Ghar
Ros, that slut
The Lords & Ladies have convened in preparation for the upcoming season and despite the strategizing, hypothesizing, and predicting, precedent alone tells us that nobody is safe. Precedent also tells us that the amount of weight one loses directly correlates to his chances of winning an Oscar, but that's a separate blog. 
Draft order was selected based on random number generation (although most would agree that NFL rules would be more appropriate here - the loser, ie, Raiders & Lord of Anxietyhall, goes first).
"Random" number generation determined the following order:
- Lord of Wolverine Landing
- Lady of Whimsey
- Lady of Sparklefell
- Lord of Anxietyhall
I would argue it's a bit suspect that the ruler of the random number generation realm was randomly selected to go first in the draft. #bullshit
The Lord of Anxietyhall comprised a list of all characters added during season 3 which were then drafted in the specified order until all of the Lords & Ladies had an additional five members added to their team. Each character has been given a brief description so that Gendrygate doesn't recur. Here's the picks:
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| Dolorous Edd Tollett |
Lord of Wolverine Landing (LOWL)
- Dolorous Edd Tollett - Nights' Watchman
- Jojen Reed - Love Actually kid
- Thoros of Myr - Red Priest with Melisandre
- Meryn Trant - King's Guard
- Missandei - wicked hair with Dany
Lady of Whimsy (LOW)
Lady of Sparklefell (LOS)
Lord of Anxietyhall (LOA)
- Tormund Giantsbane - giant ginger wildling leader
- Rast - Nights' Watchman
- Locke - with Arya
- Sir Barriston - old dude with Dany
- Daario Naharis - Fabio
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| Rast |
Lady of Sparklefell (LOS)
- Gilly - baby mama
- Brynden Tully - Edmuer's dad
- Edmuer Tully - married during Red Wedding
- Olenna Tyrell - gma
- Grand Maester Pycelle - old dude with a spring in his step
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| Grenn |
- Grenn - Nights' Watchman
- Meera Reed - Love Actually kid's sister
- Walder Frey - evil bastard
- Roose Bolton - stabbed Rob
- Grey worm
Clearly these teams could be shot to seven hells by the time the clock strikes 10 o'clock but these Lords & Ladies will
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