Week 6 Predictions: The Game is On!

We find ourselves nearly half-way through season 3, and The Game (and death pool) is in full swing!  I'm just glad the name of the game is more battle worthy than the College Football Playoff.  The last few weeks have brought chess-like maneuvers by Tywin, Robb (King of the North!), Margaery, and Dany.  Our own L's & L's have sat back and watched the magic happen, indulging in less-than battle-worthy beverages... Coors Light...Seriously?!  Let's hope tonight's episode brings some serious action, on screen and off.  Here's what I predict may occur over the next 1-2 episodes:

We will spend more time with Dany who is preparing to launch a firestorm that will make the Battle of Blackwater seem like a picnic.  The truth about Ser Jorah is going to be revealed.  Maybe not this week, maybe not next week, but it is coming and when it does, he'll be doneso before Dany can say "Dracarys".

Robb (King of the North!) is going to reach out to Lord Frey for help.  He'll spit in Robb's face for ditching his daughter before she even got to the alter.  It's unfortunate because while Talisa is pretty smokin, I hear what Lady Frey lacks in beauty, she makes up for in personality.


Arya will make her way towards Riverrun.  Something happens along their journey that prolongs this family reunion once again.  Even Nemo had a more direct route home and he had a whole ocean to navigate.  Pull it together Arya and trade in your sword for a GPS. 


Ygritte has a bun in the oven.  Oopsie.

Sam and Ginny will face some White Walkers in the woods.  They will try to steal her baby and Sam will try to play hero.  I'm still convinced they will be rescued by Ghost and this may be the week.

Sansa finds out there is a wedding in her future and it will be the social event of the season!  There will be lemon cakes, flowers, dancing, and... Tyrion?  What the??!!  Despite her own devastation, she see's the look on Shae's face.  Shae should've spent more time practicing her poker face and less time making fish pie.

Littlefinger will head off to the Eyrie, alone.  He'll demand that Ros accompany him.  It's a long trip and he has a 48 hour rule.

Lorras finds out he is betrothed to Cersai.  He could care less.  All bitches are the same.  He just wants to sword fight.

Joffrey will learn of his mother's pending nuptuals.  He will be the 1,367,892,472nd teenager to rebel against his stepfather / brother-in-law-to-be.  When he discovers that Lorras also likes swords, a small miscommunication leads to a really awkward situation.

Theon will be tortured and the L's & L's will giggle with glee.

Brann will dream about a three eyed crow.

The LOS is providing the booze so it will be L & L worthy.  Coors Light doesn't even exist in Sparklefell.