Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Goodbye Hot Pie, Hello Podrick!

So, what did we learn this week, other than the LOS is horrendous at making predictions?

  1. Catelyn's brother sucks at archery.  Based on the skill set of every other male in the Seven Kingdoms, he could be a goner before we even commit his name to memory (FYI, it's Edmure).
  2. Stannis needs Viagra.  Podrick doesn't.
  3. Hot Pie is a quitter but a hell of a baker.
  4. Theon has a cute tush. 
  5. If Jamie ever makes it back to King's Landing, he's going to have an awfully hard time serving as Hand to the King.
  6. Dany came to play.  
  7. Ser Jorah is still a mouthy MFer.
  8. The White Walkers are really looking to push the envelope on the modern art movement.
  9. Sam's lady love is now a baby mama.  Too bad it's a boy.  Not only will his birth result in a one-way ticket to hell, but that blob of goo would have looked great in a pink onesie.
  10. The whores of King's Landing are impecibly well groomed
  11. Adam Scott uses a weird putter but it's forgivable because he has a fantastic accent and is smoking hot.
Quick... what's Catelyn's brother's name?  

If you peeked above, you're a cheater and we all know the punishment for cheaters.  Right LOW?


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