- Catelyn's brother sucks at archery. Based on the skill set of every other male in the Seven Kingdoms, he could be a goner before we even commit his name to memory (FYI, it's Edmure).
- Stannis needs Viagra. Podrick doesn't.
- Hot Pie is a quitter but a hell of a baker.
- Theon has a cute tush.
- If Jamie ever makes it back to King's Landing, he's going to have an awfully hard time serving as Hand to the King.
- Dany came to play.
- Ser Jorah is still a mouthy MFer.
- The White Walkers are really looking to push the envelope on the modern art movement.
- Sam's lady love is now a baby mama. Too bad it's a boy. Not only will his birth result in a one-way ticket to hell, but that blob of goo would have looked great in a pink onesie.
- The whores of King's Landing are impecibly well groomed
- Adam Scott uses a weird putter but it's forgivable because he has a fantastic accent and is smoking hot.
Quick... what's Catelyn's brother's name?
If you peeked above, you're a cheater and we all know the punishment for cheaters. Right LOW?
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