Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The first rule of GoT death pool... don't talk about GoT death pool.

What is a true competition without rules?!  Participating competitors collaborated prior to the death pool team draft to create the following list of rules and regulations:


Goal: To have the most individuals on your list alive at the completion of: 1.) each season and 2.) the completion of the HBO documentation of the books.


On this day, the 7th of April 2013, we have determined the draft order to be*:
1.) Lord of Anxietyhall
2.) Lady of Whimsy
3.) Lady of Sparklefell
4.) Lord of Wolverine Landing
*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Rules
1.) No cheating (especially you, Lady of Whimsy)
2.) Cheaters will be brought in front of a committee, which will determine the punishment based upon the severity of the infraction.
3.) The score sheet will be maintained in shared space (where changes will be monitored) and updated on a regular basis by the Lady of Sparklefell.
4.) There will be no additions or substitutions of competitors once the blood oath (blood oath = consumption of one's current serving of beer or wine) is taken.
5.) If all members of one team die in one season, that competitor will be awarded with a sweet chalice (aka pimp cup)
6.) The competitor who is in last place (most team members dead) each week must have available at least 1 six pack of beer and 1 bottle of wine of the loser's choice for the next viewing.
7.) At the end of each season, a winner will be determined. The prize will be the winner's choice up to $20.
8.) At the conclusion of the HBO series, an ultimate champion will be crowned King of the Four Kingdoms and will be awarded a desk-size replica of the Iron Throne.


Good luck to all and Hail to the Lords and Ladies (except you, Lady of Whimsy who has probably cheated already)!

1 comment:

  1. Also, any new characters that appear during a season, who are still alive at the end of the season finale, will be drafted prior to the next season premiere.

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